I wandered to the other side of town today to visit the council offices, the side of town that has a few random Carribean/Polish supermarkets dotted around. Of course, these are always good places to find new foodstuffs, and I certainly did find something. It's Supermalt, the malty, naturally wonderful energy providing beverage. It's something I could get behind. I love malt balls, I love malt shakes, I even love me a cup of Ovaltine, so how could I not love Supermalt?
I'll tell you how. Because it's fizzy. Why is it fizzy?! There's the distinctive malt flavour in there, sure, but it tastes like it's been watered down and put through a Soda Stream. Holy hell, it's so fizzy. I couldn't even get past a few sips, the fizziness just got the better of me. If it were just a flat, malt flavoured drink I would have really enjoyed it, but it was just ruined for me from the start. I had to have a sparkling guava juice just to get rid of the taste. That was quite nice. Supermalt, however, is not.
My rating: 1/5