Nyan Cat is a cat with a cherry pop tart for a body who flies through space and poops rainbows while saying "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya" ad infinitum. Nyan Cat makes me happy.
There is nothing wrong with Nyan Cat, there is only something wrong with the people who hate Nyan Cat. Nyan Cat is a shining beacon of light in this dark world, as he poops rainbows over everything he touches, and leaves it smelling slightly of cherry toaster pastries. So marvel at the wonder of Nyan Cat, for he shall always be watching over us, pooping rainbows in space.
My rating: 5/5