It was just an average day, filling up the food at work. Suddenly, nestled among a pack of sour cream dip we found what I can only assume is a sample pot of a new extra light version of the dip. It's just like the regular dip, same packaging design, sealed and everything, but the wunderkinds at Doritos have managed to extract the colour, and apparently every form of matter. I can't say much for the taste, as I didn't open the jar, but my guess is it tastes just like the real thing, if you believe hard enough.
So grab your lightly salted chips, and make like you're dipping into a full jar of sour cream, scooping up an amount that would be considered obscene for covering just one chip. With this new lighter version you won't put on the pounds, and no one will judge you for taking too much. They'll just worry for your mental health when they see you dipping into the empty jar you just bought.
My rating: 4/5