You know how to extend the life of your biscuit bar? Change the shape slightly and package it in a different way. That's how we have Rocky Chockas, a new form of Rocky that's not individually wrapped, so you don't have to feel guilty about eating them all.
It's pretty much like a regular Rocky bar, but in fact this promises to be "chock" full of all these lovely chocolate and toffee bits, lying on top of the normal biscuity part:
Not exactly bursting out like they are in the picture, but they're there, and they are actually quite nice, making this a more substantial Rocky. Plus all those random chunks thrown in create some interesting patterns on top of the biscuit. I call this one "Cocks In Carbonite":
Cover a random arrangement of chunks in chocolate and you're bound to see penises at some point. But I'm not rating this snack on its phallic appearance, I'm rating it by taste, and these biscuits manage to surpass the original Rocky bar in my eyes. Those extra chunks make all the difference.
My rating: 5/5