Wednesday 2 November 2011

Today's Review: Movie Trailers For Sequels Where The Number Falls Down Clumsily At The End

You know the ones I'm talking about. It's normally kids movies, and after several clips of the best parts of the film we're shown the title. Well, part of it, until the number 2 or 3 flies out of nowhere and cracks something or causes an earthquake, what a jerk.

It's always announced by one of those annoying voice over artists, with an emphatic pause for effect. Kung Fu Panda... 2! Ice Age... 2! What the desired effect is meant to be, I don't know. Perhaps after watching clips from a movie we've never seen before we get caught by surprise when the name of a movie we've already seen comes up. "Wait a minute, this isn't new... Oh, a massive 2 came crashing down! My excitement is renewed!"

It's stupid. Even kids probably think its stupid, they just don't mention it. They're just too busy having their minds blown by the newest adventure of some bumbling animal voiced by Jack Black.

My rating: 0/5

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