Wednesday 10 April 2013

Today's Review: Newborn Babies That Sleep All Day And Stay Awake All Night

Babies can't do much, and they don't know much. Mostly they just lie there, and their sole method of communication is crying. So if anything whatsoever is wrong, you will be subjected to crying until you figure out how to stop it. Babies also only really know how to drink milk, and wriggle around a little. They don't know about human emotion, the time of day, or socially acceptable behaviours. All these things considered, it is quite possible that if you have a baby, you will be listening to them crying all night long, and watching them sleep in blissful slumber during the day.

You can't really blame them for that, they're just babies. But it's still annoying, and massively tiring. But that's what happens when you have a baby. You throw caution to the wind and subsist on coffee and grumpiness for a good few months until they start learning to behave like normal human beings. It does get better, but at the beginning it can be pretty shitty.

My rating: 2/5

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