Wednesday 20 June 2012

Today's Review: P****y Energy Drink

It's weird, this reminds me of an energy drink I bought from a random newsagent a couple of years ago, but that was just called "Pussy". I don't even know how to pronounce this. Do I start with a soft "p" and leave a gap before squealing "ee"? Or do I attempt to insert a bleep somewhere in between? To hell with it, let's just call it "Pussy". It's a stupid name for a drink designed to cause shock for no reason. Any sexual connotation associated with announcing your consumption of the drink just sounds weird and clumsy anyway:

"I'm having a can of Pussy"
"Let's crack open a nice tall Pussy"
"I'm drinking all this Pussy juice... from a ring pull can"

See, you thought I was going to just sound plain rude, but it's all just awkward. But enough of this silly name talk. How does the drink taste?

It's pretty refreshing. It's not your standard energy drink, pumped full of that energy drink flavour that I'm assured is caused by some super ingredient. It's one of those drinks that just has all kinds of weird bits of fruit and plants thrown in to give you the effect that you're drinking nature, and all it wants to do is wake you up. So yeah, it's nice, but it's not quite as uplifting as all those normal energy drinks that scream a list of additives at you from the side of the can. They're my favourite.

My rating: 4/5

1 comment:

  1. Hi Dan, great blog. I love writing reviews too and have my own blog. Looking forward to reading more of your reviews